Rated 4.55 out of 5 stars. Based on 3342 Reviews
This review is from: TLC CyberSkin Vibrating Perfect Butt, Natural (Health and Beauty) Let's be honest: sometimes us men need a quick release. You know, "unleashing the fury" without any hunting, convincing or backtalk. Maybe you're like me. Maybe you're thinking this is for weirdos. That you're too macho for doggying a piece of rubber. I was just like that, but ever since I broke up with my girl, I've been too mentally exhausted and fed up to start dating again. And as you know, if you're used to getting some frequently and you break up with your honey or F.B., you start missing the action. You get the itch for it, and Palmela Handerson is so not cutting it anymore. If you're paranoid for STDs because you love your body and little Junior too much to gamble with random girls, you're left with no choice but to look for an artificial alternative. That alternative could be a trusty Fleshlight, but maybe you just totally want to use your hips, not your hand. Stupid hand did it when we were 12. It makes us feel guilty and weird now. So what else? Maybe you want more realism but you don't have $5K to spend on a freaky as heck human-looking doll. What to do? Watermelons? Apple pies? No, buddy. Welcome to paradise. I present to you the Perfect Ass. I just picked it up today. It sat for two weeks at the PO because the seller shipped it so fast, when I got the notice in my mailbox, I thought it was something else, and I desperately waited for it until I suspected today that maybe it was the Perfect Ass. I picked the box up and just by how heavy it was, I knew it was my beloved new toy. :D Oh man. I opened it up and couldn't stop smiling. XD I felt like I was getting away with doing something naughty. Plus, it was so...so...um...similar to my ex's body, LOL. I couldn't wait any longer. I'm sorry. I had to try it. I had to see for myself if the reviews were accurate.
Date Added: 08/19/2014This thing is so good that I even created this phoney account with a cheasy profile name just so I could review without it being tracked to my other reviews. The appearance of it is a really, really cute woman's butt, and just looking at it will get you going. In fact don't even plan on taking it out of the box until you've got a little free time because you will want to use it right away. Just to give you an idea of the size, when I put it in my bathroom sink to wash it I put it in upside down and it fit in the sink exactly and took up almost the whole volume of the sink, too. For additional pictures you can go to dollforum dot com where people sell them and sellers have to post pictures. They actually sell USED ones--those crazy Europeans. It's every bit as realistic as others have said, as far as look and feel of it. And it feels GOOD. The in and out feels really nice and when you get started you'll quickly have the feeling that you've never had a toy like this before. It maybe feels most real when you let go into it because it definitely gives you a realistic buried in flesh kind of feeling. That's right when you'll get the biggest bang for your buck out of the vibrating bullets, too, oooh man, get ready for a mindblowing experience. You'll be inspired to use and admire it in creative ways, haha. It wobbles and jiggles like a real lady's butt, too. Anyway, is it as good as the real deal? Will anything ever be? No, but I think it was worth it. I also own a fleshlight and this is definitely better than a fleshlight. This thing is GREAT!
Date Added: 08/19/2014tired of the GF saying to to anal? well this is the answer . 2 holes always ready , no need to say i love you afterwords . get it in , get off , clean up and do it whenever u want to
Date Added: 08/19/2014Even if i only received this last day... after using it 3 times:), i wanted to write my review already. I was a fleshlight user untill it was too damaged inside, so i decided to find a new toy and wanted to spend more on it for a better sensation. After many hours looking around on the internet i found out this was the toy with the most positive reviews, so i decided to try this and i do not regret it at all. I will make this short: -Very good looking, you just wanna f*** it right after u open the box! -it feels so good inside, i like how you gotta actually 'force it' to get inside =) -no toys will feel the same as the real thing, but this is probably the closest you can have right now. - the price, even if i had to pay 82$ to import it in canada, its still lower than every sex shops in canada. - dont be shy on lube for better results Get this, you wont regret it. But keep in mind you gotta take care of it. when i first receive it, i washed it with warm water + antibacterial soap. then after you done with it, clean it with warm water and if you dont use a condom (i do use one), wash it every time with soft soap or else with a condom just wash with warm water, then let it dry on ambient air and when its dry, apply corn starch all over it and inside, then store it in a bag and in a box or something, and this will last you couple years. they did not gave me the included lube and cyberskin renew with this, but its ok.. just make sure to order extra lube and corn starch like i did.. just in case! Took 1 week to ship in Canada.
Date Added: 08/19/2014After many sex toys that range from horrible to good, I finally came across this incredible toy. I went to various sites for more reviews about it and boy 99% agree that its the best one out there. I took a chance and now I'm one of the thousands who is happy to say it's as close as you will get to the real deal. Kind of addicting to be honest. Buy it!
Date Added: 08/19/2014Wow. 5***** Product. Im very pleased with my purchase and it is very much so worth the money. Came in discrete packaging so I didnt have to feel like a creeper when it was dropped off. The product feels insanely good. It feels very realistic, i had goosebumps the entire time I was using it. Both holes feel amazing, im still partially blown away at how good it felt lol. Like everybody else states, it is quite heavy, but I think that makes it all the better. Clean up is about typical for a sex toy, minus the size. I just used the washtub in the basement and it took about 5 minutes. I would definitely without a doubt spend the extra dollar on this one rather than a cheapo, especially if you masturbate alot (if you can even put this in the same class as masturbation, hell this is practically really sex).
Date Added: 08/19/2014Let me start by saying that Sextoysbrand has this at the lowest possible price, and it's not a cheap toy, so that is a huge plus for anyone. If this is your first time taking the plunge with a male masturbation device, or if you're an advanced sex toy user, you can't lose with this thing. I have trouble calling it a toy actually. It's more of an experience! Expect it to be heavy. It's over 11 pounds of pure cyberskin, shaped perfectly like a beautiful female butt. You have your choice of entrances and they both look and feel VERY real. Haven't had the chance yet, but I can't wait to use it while my wife watches. I can see her getting jealous as I go to town on it, slapping it (yes, it's slappable!) grabbing it and plunging into it as deep as I can. As for my personal enjoyment, it feels so real, it's like you're really doing it. When it's in front of you and your holding it by the sides, it looks, feels and sounds exactly like the real thing. I can't even imagine how other popular masturbators compare. I recommend this to any guy or couple looking to add an extra bit of booty to their sessions!
Date Added: 08/19/2014Ive been interested in trying one of the "realistic toys" out for some time so i did some research on all of them, browsing reviews and such. I came across this one and decided to buy it due to its consistant high ratings. When it finally arrived i gave it ago and let me just say... Its insanely close to the feel of the real thing! Love the lifesizeness of it and the way it has griping area towards the undersides and no there isnt handles on the sides.. Its nicely contoured into the bottom! I was skeptic about spending so much money on a toy but its well worth it! Every penny! Also its very stimulating to look at because it looks very realistic. And there is a slight silicone smell about it at first but goes away after a couple washes! Its awesome, so if you are trying to decide on a toy to get.. get this one!
Date Added: 08/19/2014It is nearly perfect. The perfect toy for that quickie we all look for and dont want to bother the GF or wife because we dont wanna listen to them after. Its as real as it gets and for the money its worth it. I enjoy it everytime i use it had no problems with it just make sure you use alot of lube. Hope this review helps Enjoy!
Date Added: 08/19/2014