Hismith Premium Sex Machine,Wire-Controlled Love Machine with Dildo Reviews

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 Fantastic!! Review by Nancyspank 7/17/19
This machine is perfect. It it a little noisy but not noisy like the cheaper smaller ones for around £60.
A few years back I got a smaller fucking machine and I was a little disappointed. Its very noisy and doesn't sit still. The suction pads didn't suck to anything that well either. But this machine is perfect.
I've used it on myself and my girlfriend and we've both come very hard from it.
Don't buy a cheaper one. Buy one of these.
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 AMAZING Review by peter mckeown 3/28/19
Everything was well coordinated and arrive as requested.
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 Great product won't be dissapointed Review by jonhn satisfy 12/7/18
Love it can't wait to use when have the time
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 It works for males too. Review by Jasmine Dennis 9/26/18
Amazing machine and feeling for price. Could be been faster or more powerful. But not bad. I used it for 30 min first time and had multiple loads everywhere. And it still keeps going. Especially with the flexible dildo that you can buy as attachment this thing ROCKS.
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 great customer service Review by Jonny Hunter 9/26/18
truthfully my product died almost immediately, but the seller is incredible and offered to replace, repair, or refund the product without any hassle to me. i most likely got unlucky and received a faulty machine, don't let it discourage you from trying this out!
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 Happy with my purchase Review by David Giancaspro 7/31/18
This machine is well balanced, has plenty of power and is quiet. It stores away easily too. I have had it several months and am happy with my purchase.
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 Five Stars Review by Chris Wauben 7/31/18
THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER BOUGHT!!!!!!!!!
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 Worth every penny! Review by Jonathan Allison 7/31/18
Comes packaged very nicely in a discreet carrying case. The machine is very easy to adjust, both speed and positioning. It's also even quieter than we expected. Worth every penny!
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 More than fun it's exciting Review by easyrider 6/7/18
A very well built thought out small but powerful machine. If there was a problem just getting it to stay in place, but I'm sure that is a common problem with all of them. But also, it wasn't that hard to figure out how to make it hold still. We found to be no less than extremely fun and effective.
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 Its an ok product Review by edison 6/7/18
Its an ok product besides the fact one of the suctions cups was delivered deformed and will not stick. Therefore it results in frequently stalling out while being used. Resulting in the experience being ehh so and so.. I messaged the seller with no response. But hey for a 120 bucks i guees i cant be mad.. Id still buy it just for giggles and grins.
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 Thanks for the fun Review by JJP3544 6/7/18
Seller worked out a quality control issue and immediately mailed out a replacement. The replacement item was as described and great quality. Thanks for the fun!
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 overall good. Review by T.Swift 6/7/18
can be adjusted to a variety of positions. Piston stroke length easily adjustable and stays at set depth reliably(very important). Power cord is so so quality however, so 4 stars. Machine does need oil after a few uses, so read the instructions.
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 Great investment!!! Review by Rascio 6/7/18
The machine is incredible. The wife cant be happier. Put together easy, extremely quiet, and runs smooth as can be. Highly recommended. Also the seller/customer service was amazing. I accidently dropped a clip and it broke. I contacted the seller to get another and without hesitation they mailed out another the same day. Couldnt be happier with the product and seller. 5 stars all the way around
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 Great Product Review by striker 6/7/18
This machine worked great out of the box. Unfortunately, we had an issue with the motor. Fortunately, Edwin and his/this company's excellent customer service posture made things right - and right away. We received a new one that - so far - works perfectly. The design of the unit and the quality build only serves to reinforce that I made the right decision to buy here and through them. In spite of the hiccup - hey, its a machine - I would buy it again from "this" vendor. Enjoy!
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 I'll take it. Review by Lisa Torrence 6/7/18
What can I say it works great dogie style anal or vaginal. In the bed on the floor. The best is with your partner secured to spanking bench have this work it's magic while you warm her butt. And if she is good you can increase the speed or decrease it to suit the way she is responding. Well worth the money. This item is very stable the legs are solid.
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 Useful product Review by James Ramirez 5/30/18
excellent customer service
High quality product.
Highly recommend
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 Quality and a sex robot with a brain Review by Travelintodd 5/24/18
Ok doing this on my phone so I will try and watch out for typos! First off. Arrived on time, second everything was in a nice carrying case and discreet. Thirdly, easy to assemble and it is all top notch as far as quality. So now on to the best part. This thing is not a machine but a robot with a brain! Lol! I am a cross dresser and like to....well ya know..... get it up sensitive parts of the anatomy! That being said I tried the included dildo on all settings and strokes. It did as was told and never stopped doing its job. Now for the fun part. I have a very big toy. One that will intimidate the weak! I set the machine at a 2" stroke and at slow speed. When I was comfortable with my large toy inside I started it up. I eased back and to my amazement when there was too much resistance it slowed down and patiently waited for me to relax. No forcing the toy up my rear. It just stopped and waited. When I relaxed and eased off it gave me a nice little thrust and kept it up as long as I let it. When I tried to go deeper it sensed the resistance and again slowed and pushed real easy. Kept doing this over and over and it responded the same way! Best sex I have had for my posterior in a long time. Think this thing is my new best friend. If you are shopping this is a hit. Wanna try out thier dp attachment next.
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 Recommend Review by Amanda Swann 4/27/18
The speed is adjustable, very impressive toy. I enjoy it very much.
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 This machine is amazing! Review by T.Swift 4/8/18
This machine is amazing! We have only used a couple of the attachments so far but the feel is good. The speed is more than fast enough.
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 A must for any couple into forced orgasm play. Review by sean s 3/8/18
I could not be more happy.
It showed up on time, which a plus.
It comes with a discreet carry bag(and is packaged very thoroughly and each piece is shrink wrapped in plastic).
The machine is very simple to assemble and Un assemble when not being used.
Cords are long enough to let you move it to where you want and give whatever person wants control the switch.
The speeds are extremely nice as you can determine the depth and speed. From a shallow even flow to a deep pounding thrust.
The bars are solid metal, which me and my wife we're able to use it on our mattress without it tipping over.
The attaching penis is very realistic from the balls to the veins.
It's flexible just enough to not jab when getting into it and moving her hips.
I would recommend this to any one who wants to add any kink to their relationship without adding another person or anyone into edging/forced orgasm play.
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  Great product Review by Amber Bates 3/8/18
Great product and great customer service!!!. Works very well. It is a hit at all the parties we go to!!
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 Great toy, watch your pinkies Review by Bobnaround 3/6/18
I luv this toy and wonder why I waited so long, but I have accidentally gotten my finger smash in the machine. I will be making a cover for it so when it operating that won't happen again.
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 Great machine! Review by daniel lee 3/6/18
This unit is wonderfull! Fun indeed. Wife and I both love it
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 Would recommend to anyone into a sex machine Review by jibe 3/6/18
It met all my expectations and more. Very well built and designed. Would recommend to anyone into a sex machine.
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 Four Stars Review by Andrew Olepa 1/25/18
Only complaint is it is somewhat unstable and won't stay put without some sort of weight or bracing.
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 Get product. She'll love you for it. Review by Vanessa Ceja 1/25/18
It should be 4 1/2 star rating but they only allow a 4 or 5. Quiet and functional. Just a few little things would make it a 5 and I can take care of those items pretty easy.
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 Best buy Review by Logan Powell 1/25/18
Worth every penny. Quality built and very adjustable. Fits all the vac u locks.
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 Great!!! Review by JYo 12/8/17
Have only had it for a week now, used it 3 times with my wife and it has worked perfectly. The wife loves it so far. I will give an update in a few months after more use.

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 Five Stars Review by Stephenie 12/8/17
Wks REALLY WELL & Very Quite
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 top rate company / guys buy this for her and your never in the dog house again. Review by Richard Parmer 12/8/17
My wife and I ordered this item for a special occasion and due to no fault of the company we did not receive the item in time. After canceling the item my wife and I called and Spoke with Edwin and I have to say that I have never had anyone in customer service handle and correct any type of issue with professionalism and what felt like real concern. Now as for the device my wife maybe considering a divorce or at the very least a move me down the hall. She loves it, we have a very wide variety of toys and enjoy a very active and fun sex life. Should have bought this for her a long time ago. If your into the playing I suggest you look at the cost of the device as a get out of Jail free with the wife for life.
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 Four Stars Review by Michael A. Moore 11/27/17
Nice power, very satisfying
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 Wow WAY better than I expected Review by Irate Retro 11/21/17
When I saw this for this reasonable price, I knew I had to have it. So I ordered it right then, before even reading the reviews. Yeah I can be impulsive like that. While I was waiting for the machine to arrive, I started reading reviews just to entertain myself, and that's when I started to get apprehensive about what I was going to get. After using this for a couple weeks, and even disassembling it, I can now safely say that most of the negative comments I read were wrong, except for _one_ type of complaint I read, and that just has to do with the way (most) motors work. I'll address that one (legitimate) complaint far below. But this thing outperformed my expectations by FAR.
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 Five Stars Review by Ben C.o 7/19/17
Very good I love this thing very sturdy
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 Five Stars Review by farry asif 7/19/17
bsolutely awesome but needs longer stroke length
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 The machine works great for me Review by Bee 7/19/17
The machine works great for me! The dildo it comes with strikes a good balance between firmness and softness, but it is a bit too textured for me. I ended up buying the vac-u-lock attachment and was able to get it to work with a smooth, silicone Tantus toy. The fit was tight, and I had some trouble removing the Tantus toy off of the vac-u-lock attachment at first. But applying a little silicone lubrication prior to mounting it solved my problem on subsequent sessions. Good luck and take your time.
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 Great toy, watch your pinkies Review by Bobnaround 7/19/17
I luv this toy and wonder why I waited so long, but I have accidentally gotten my finger smash in the machine. I will be making a cover for it so when it operating that won't happen again.
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 Great machine great value!!! Review by Clark Kent 7/19/17
For the price this machine can not be beat almost entirely metal except a few nobs. In use it works great even when I attached a 3 pound silicone toy good power. Would recommend to friends
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 Not good Review by DevilWolf39 7/19/17
So i received my unit today and just like the other reviewers i received it very quickly and it was super easy to set up. I give it 2 stars because of the following:
The dildo that comes with it is very small. Its not short but just really really thin. It is of good quality though and if you like them thin then this is for you. For me and my wife though we like them thicker. The problem is this machine cant handle bigger than the supplied dildo. I went to 9" x 2.25" dildo and i thought the motor was going to blow out. The unit kept stalling and stopping and i had to keep sliding off if it for it to run. I read one review where the guy said he bought a hung dildo and used it. I have no idea how because the dildo i used is smaller than hung and this machine could not handle it. Now if you like them small this machine is for you. But if you dont, dont waste $30 like we just did there are much better units out there for just a little more that have better motors. You get what you pay for and that is why this unit is so inexpensive.
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 HAPPY TIMES. Review by Scott 7/19/17
I have always fantasized about getting pounded hard, fast and long and I can now honestly say I was not disappointed at all.This was my greatest sexual experience ever .even though I did not ejaculate I must have three ,four, five, (lost count after awhile) shivering orgasims
As for the machine itself it is a soild,heavy, well made and extremely quite orgasmic new best friend my only criticism is the dildo its too thin and short for my liking I also purchased the suction cup adaptor which I suggest you do as well I am very pleased with my purchase!! All this chat think it's time for me to take another pounding
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 Good toy. Review by kessa aronz 7/19/17
Powerful and quite. Never even gets warm. Thumbs up.
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 One small problem Review by kanza kileu 7/19/17
wesome machine, only problem is the power unit does not work all the time. The power cord has to sit in a percise position to achieve power to the box. The cord is fine. I believe its the box. The lady loves this thing though, if we get power.
Update within hours of posting this, i was contacted and replacement parts are on the way. GREAT customer service.
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 Five Stars Review by Annonymous 7/19/17
All I can say is wow!!! I wish the dildo that came with it was a bit bigger, so I bought a bigger one and it worked great with the machine!
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 One Star Review by new comer 7/19/17
After a month or so of inactivity the forward-back rails froze solid. I don't really hope to revive it.
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 heavy Duty Well Made Review by T.C.B. 7/19/17
This is absolutely worth the price! Well made and heavy so not a flimsy device. Just make sure everything is tight before you start his engine!
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 I love this machine! Review by grioud lee 7/19/17
I just want to start by saying this is my first machine and I'm SO glad I spent the extra money! I looked at the reviews of some cheaper machines but they made me nervous and this is so worth the extra cost. If you are on the fence about buying one, look no further! The package came just as I was about to leave for work so I rushed home right after to put my new toy together. The first thing I want to say is that it's heavy. No need for suction cups because it stands very well on it's own. I shook it around quite a bit before using it to see how stable it is and it took a bit of shaking to even move it side to side. It didn't move at all the same way it thrusts. When I opened the box I found the machine comes in a very nice carrying case with foam that fits all of the pieces. VERY easy to put together with simple instructions to follow. The dildo is easy to attach and there are tons of attachments you can buy sperately. It has a nice long stroke and even works well on low speed. I managed to get it up to 60 out of 100 and boy did it make my legs shake but the machine didn't move at all! (Used on carpet.) I really look forward to using this while my boyfriend is away for the military. Happy thrusting and remember the lube. ;-)
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 Five Stars Review by Dean Nail 7/19/17
I am glad to buy this. Quite and powerful.
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 WoW Review by Becca Torrance 7/5/17
My wife has MS and one of the side effects is that it is really difficult to have an orgasm. Purchased the machine and within 3 minutes of penetration and clitoral stimulation had her screaming past her first orgasm. I gave her the remote to control the speed. We love the machine.
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 something to be desired Review by John 7/5/17
Easy assembly, seemed to run okay the first 2xs and overheated the 3rd. Only ran it for made 10 to 15 mins. Major disappointment. Sent it back. $400 is a lot to shell out for a machine that might not work a month after its purchase date.
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 Great customer service Review by rs 7/5/17
When I received the first machine it did not work for more then two weeks. I spoke to customer service and was ultimately sent a new machine. The machine now working fine hopefully it holds up. I'm giving this review five stars because of the great customer service. One of the best I've interacted with. The premium sex machine is excellent as well.
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 Worth the money! Review by Matthew3 7/5/17
Love it! Works great and packaged well in its case. First one I've found worth the money without breaking the bank. I definitely recommend it for anyone.
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 Five Stars Review by tony 7/5/17
Materials and construction are of very good quality. It's easy to set up and works great.
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 Five Stars Review by Pat 7/5/17
If you could hear my wife have 9 orgasms in 40 minutes Fantastic!!!
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 awesome sauce, get it, NOW! Review by hallie 7/5/17
5 big stars, I got it really fast and it goes together with no trouble. it took me about 20 minutes to set it up and figure out how to run this stud machine. then I gave it a test. oh ma gahhhhd, so frikin good. dildo is a nice size, not too big, not too small. the stroke of this premium sex machine is really good and deep as ya want it. I tried doggy style first and this love robot rocks. baskin in the afterglow. get it now, so worth the cash if ya needin a little sometin sometin.
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