This review is from: TLC CyberSkin Vibrating Perfect Butt, Natural (Health and Beauty)
Let's be honest: sometimes us men need a quick release. You know, "unleashing the fury" without any hunting, convincing or backtalk. Maybe you're like me. Maybe you're thinking this is for weirdos. That you're too macho for doggying a piece of rubber. I was just like that, but ever since I broke up with my girl, I've been too mentally exhausted and fed up to start dating again. And as you know, if you're used to getting some frequently and you break up with your honey or F.B., you start missing the action. You get the itch for it, and Palmela Handerson is so not cutting it anymore. If you're paranoid for STDs because you love your body and little Junior too much to gamble with random girls, you're left with no choice but to look for an artificial alternative. That alternative could be a trusty Fleshlight, but maybe you just totally want to use your hips, not your hand. Stupid hand did it when we were 12. It makes us feel guilty and weird now. So what else? Maybe you want more realism but you don't have $5K to spend on a freaky as heck human-looking doll. What to do? Watermelons? Apple pies? No, buddy. Welcome to paradise. I present to you the Perfect Ass.
I just picked it up today. It sat for two weeks at the PO because the seller shipped it so fast, when I got the notice in my mailbox, I thought it was something else, and I desperately waited for it until I suspected today that maybe it was the Perfect Ass. I picked the box up and just by how heavy it was, I knew it was my beloved new toy. :D
Oh man. I opened it up and couldn't stop smiling. XD I felt like I was getting away with doing something naughty. Plus, it was so...so...um...similar to my ex's body, LOL. I couldn't wait any longer. I'm sorry. I had to try it. I had to see for myself if the reviews were accurate.
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