First, am i the only one who named mine? I named mine after the actress Jessica Lowndes :)
Anyways, this thing is great for guys who are single and not getting regular sex. Just add some lube and you're good to go. Just don't be too rough or ware and tear will follow. The best part is there is zero chance of getting any STDs from this. Although, jessica is pretty naughty, so I guess I might need to get myself checked out, just in case. The joke was funnier in my mind.....
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