My wife made me..., Review by
Jonathan 8/19/14
Made me give it five stars. that is. But now that she is off to her wrestling match, I'll tell you the real truth. This is a little homewrecker. Do NOT invite it into your bed.
It started innocently enough. We all played together, but I noticed she spent more and more time with the vibrator. She even had a name for it: Rork. Of course, she has a name for me too: Justin. And maybe Justin doesn't measure up to Rork, but I know my wife likes my climax. She yells "get off, get off," when I mount her late at night.
I think she has been cheating on Justin with Rork. I found him in the bed one morning, so I hid him away deep in the closet. But he got loose, and has been very busy, if the trail of AA batteries is any clue. Well dammit, how am I supposed to compete?! Rork has three prongs!! And I am sure not going to carve an Egyptian sarcophogas into my privates! At this point, I would not dare ask my wife to choose between us.
Will your girlfriend/wife love this? Unfortunatley yes. Ancient lore dictates that we willingly accept that which destroys us. Take my advice: do not invite this homewrecker into your home.
