Woah!! Review by
Paramedic21 8/29/13
My wife & I have been together for 15 years & we've had a relatively healthy sex life, but in a bit of a rut. My wife & I have never used sex toys & she says she has never masturbated before. I work various shifts at work, so we don't get to see each other a lot. She is conservative when it comes to sex, me, not so much.A week or so ago, I bring up buying a sex toy to spice things up a bit. To my surprise, she didn't have a problem with that. We promptly drove to a toy store, in search of one of those rabbit things. The store is out of these rabbits, but she decides on a suitable substitute. My penis is now harder than Chinese Algebra, just thinking about what we are getting ready to try. We purchase, race home (1 hour away), & paradise right? Nope. As it turns out, she does not care for the spinning bead things inside the toy, AT ALL. That's it? That was my 1 & only chance? As it turns out, I think all the rabbit toys have those beads too, so I highly doubt it would've been a different outcome had we found one of those.Unbeknownst to her, I started a frantic internet search for a different toy that would bring us both great pleasures. The product reviews on this were great, so I ordered it and 4 other toys in hopes she would let me use them on her. Each was totally different, but vibrates only, no beads. Ordered from SexToysBrand & received them the after 5 days, earlier than expected. Money was no object.I expected the delivery before I had to go to work, so I could hide the contents of the package. If she opened the outer box before me & saw everything I ordered, she'd think I hated her or her special place(s). Anyway, the delivery happens after I go to work & I get a text message later.Whew. Nothing in the message asking for a divorce or telling me she is getting a restraining order. I do however have to wait 3 more days to try this stuff because of my shift work & days off with her. Are you kidding me?So this is our anniversary weekend, I worked FRI until 10 pm with SAT & SUN off. I get a text message FRI @ 9 pm, Are you going to be home on time? I'm waiting. YIKES! Instant wood. I live 10 min from work, but made it home in 2 min.By 11 pm I am finally in bed, next to my beautiful wife & she says, What do you want to do first? This is going to be a GREAT weekend. We spent an intense half hour in foreplay. The first toy that I try is the California Exotics Butterfly Kiss. I told her it has 3 speeds & only vibrates. None of those damned beads. In hopes of getting her to relax, I turned this toy on each setting & placed it on her clit.From the very lowest setting & first touch to her clit, her back arched & her eyes slammed shut. This was nowhere near the response from that other wicked toy. I continued playing on the outside of her vagina, around the lips, etc., for probably just a few minutes. I inserted the toy & it immediately went into proper placement, both internally on her G-spot & the butterfly nestled up against her clit & the antennae on each side of her clit, a perfect fit. In the next 2 or 3 minutes, she had the most intense orgasms I had ever seen. OMG!! I could've climaxed myself except I was in shock that this was actually happening & reveling in the intense pleasure I just saw my wife experience. She said she had at least three, but lost count. All were from both G-spot & clitoral stimulation. We made love more passionately than ever & she finished a couple more times. This morning we got started early & have been going at it all day. Had to give her a break for a little while. We haven't even tried the other toys yet & that's just fine with me. We'll get to them. If she thought she had to ask either of those questions, she doesn't know a thing about me.I don't know who this woman is anymore, but I can't wait until tomorrow. We haven't had marathon sex in years. Obviously this toy has not worked for everyone & I cannot guarantee results like mine & my wife's. Body type, size, positioning, physiology all play a part I'm sure. I can say that it has performed exceptionally, caused my wife to have temporary lapses in judgment (In my favor & hopefully not so temporary), & will be a favorite for years to come. How can you go wrong for $17? I'll probably order at least one more just so it's here in case this one breaks.
